"'So you’re 15. For some reason that sounds a lot older than 14.'
'I know. It’s weird.'
'It’s absolutely insane. You’re approaching a time in your life when many young men mistakenly believe they pose a physical threat to their fathers. Have you considered swinging on me?'
'Do you want to take it to the mat for some Greco-Roman style wrestling?'
'No.'" (read more)