Ye large man with cute elf ears.
Yesterday, we took Marcus' family to the Texas Renaissance Festival. I am always somewhat ambivalent about going to the Texas Renaissance Festival, specifically when it comes to taking Marcus' family there. "Are you sure?" I always ask. "I mean, wouldn't it be at least mildly distasteful to your family to go to a place with a bunch of Texans speaking in bad English accents?" Marcus always disagrees.
Personally, I think it's just because he's looking forward to drinking flagons of ale.
One great thing about the RenFest, though: it certainly makes for interesting photo ops.
Ye old knight with a heart around one of his pointy metal nipples.
I considered the image above for an upcoming Love Thursday, but then decided against it.
Ye faire maiden.
Ye maiden with a highly impressive (and somewhat terrifying) décolletage.
Ye maiden who kept shouting "I want a husband! Are you married? I want a husband!!" Methinks there was some ye-mighty-strong-mead in her stein.
Ye another faire maiden.
Ye man with a decidedly sickly green pallor.
Ye lady blowing bubbles.
Ye ... elephant?
Ye Uncle Matt eating a turkey leg.
Ye fairest maiden in all of the land.
Ye fairest maiden in all of the land humiliating her father with her skirt.