don't even get me started on "shitterton"
Scene: Family room, two laptops open.
Him (brow furrowed): Flatonia?
Me: Flatonia, Texas?
Me: Yeah ... what about it?
Him: They named the town "Flatonia"??
Me: Dude. You're from the kingdom that named Nigg, Scotland. I really don't think you have room to judge, here.